I'm about 2/3-3/4 done with "Terms & Conditions" (looks like 18 chapters total, aren't you lucky). But that means I'm also at that super awesome stage where I'm starting to think about my next project, and then I get really super excited about it and outline the entire thing in about a day, and I get really super involved in developing the characters and their motivations and figuring out what happens to them and why and when, and then I get really super responsible and put it aside so I can sit on it and wait because if I start writing now T&C will never be finished.
(Parker is so dang scary you guys
like seriously you don't even know
and that's not even the worst of it.
You'll get one chapter a week and like it.)
Tee hee hee hee hee hee.