From My Life Is Average:
Today a lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".As a bonus, one of the comments says, direct quote, "thats not funny you shouldnt kill anybody and we should all get along" [all sic] There was also a :( at the end, but I left it off because :( with a " looks like this :(" and I was all like, "Don't be sad, soul-patch man!"
Can you tell today's been dragging?